A tribute to Tomorrowland's greatest attraction

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I - Thou shalt have no other Rocket Rods before me.

II - Thou shalt not engrave thy initials or thy name on or inside the PeopleMover vehicle. Save that crap for Six Flags.

III - Thou shalt not take the name of the PeopleMover in vain. Yes, your car moves people. But it’s not the same.

IV - Remember when we were open, and keep that time holy.

V - Honor thy father and thy mother: Autopia and the Disneyland ALWEG Monorail System.

VI - Thou shalt not exit the vehicle and get yourself killed. I can’t believe I have to say this, but it happened twice.

VII - Thou shalt not get freaky in the PeopleMover, adultery or otherwise. Someone has to sit there after you.

VIII - Thou shalt not steal the “doors are self-opening” and “please keep arms off doors” stickers.

IX - Thou shalt not lie to your parents and say you weren’t wasting your lunch money in the Starcade. They saw you playing pinball from the PeopleMover.

X - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s PeopleMover cars that he bought from Disney off of eBay. OK, maybe you can covet him a little.